5.9.05
NEWS: When Science goes brain-wrong
Bizarre and strange goings-on on the DIY Chart Show this week, when the popular Pilot of the Ship, MeTom (29), was turned into a baby by a science experiment that went brain-wrong!
During a routine science experiment carried out by the Ship's lovely Chief Scientific Officer, Prof. MeLoveYouLongTime, a stray beam from the HartleyRools Infantitron 500, caught the intrepid MeTom square between the nostrils and reverted him back into his infancy!!!!
The HartleyRools Infantitron 500 is normally used to test whether a song is timeless. It blasts a steady stream of juvinatrons at the song and if the song really is timeless then the juvinatrons will bounce harmlessly off. Reversing the polarity will send a beam of wrinklitron particles.
During the testing of the The House of Love's Christine a stray beam of concentrated Juvinatron particles caught the helpless MeTom right on the conk turning him into a wee baby.
On further investigation it was found that the Hartleyrools Infantitron had in fact broken. Prof. MeLoveYouLongTime's attempt to reverse the polarity unfortunately destroyed the Flux-capacitor beyond repair. An enquiry has been called by the stand-in pilot MePaul, to investigate whether there was any foul play.
MeRobin was not available for comment and the other members of the crew made only this short statement, "Where's the nearest pub, ya basta*ds?"
see these shocking before and after pictures:
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